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Bring a large entourage of friends and admirers with you ...
that way you don't have to get too close. Also it’s fun
watching your friends sitting around and judging people.
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Avoid dressing up at all... so that he or she sees how casual
and comfortable you are ... he or she might as well know the
horrible truth about your low self esteem now.
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Get really drunk really fast because you're nervous and have
to leave to throw up. Alcohol is not the best lubricant for
sex in this situation.
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Get to know him or her by telling him or her your entire life
story starting from age one. Something has to fill those awkward
silences.
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Use this meeting with him or her to save yourself time in the
pursuit of love, by asking for other potential prospects’
telephone numbers in case it doesn't work out ... that makes
him or her feel like they better sleep with you now before they
lose you!
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Flirt with the waiter or waitress to show how magnetic and
attractive you are... see how powerful I am sexually? Even the
waiter is not immune to my charms...
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Compare him or her to your ex and exclaim, "you really
are similar." This kind of familiarity makes the other
person want to tuck tail and run...especially if your last relationship
ended up badly.
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Tell him or her that you have all this stuff in common when
you really don't ... sooner or later you'll be busted when for
example, it is discovered that you really don't know much about
lacrosse
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Dressing too overtly sexually ...he might get the wrong idea
and try to pay you later after sex.
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Bring your parents along to inspect the new bride or bridegroom.
No pressure there!
